i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito
"you try chasing dreams, man it’s harder than it seems"
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."